"Now Charlie tells me you're a butcher?"
Nope, I'm a writer. I've loved writing since I was a kid. Growing up as a writer was never easy, having to tell my friends I missed "the big game" because I was writing poetry in my diary was never fun. Nevertheless, I stuck with it because I loved it, and I found out there are actually jobs that pay people to write stuff.
I'm from Orem, Utah, AKA the Happy Valley. I want to say that is where I grew up but I'm not sure I ever grew up. I'm a six foot six neanderthal man who didn't kiss a girl until he was 18, and if you think that makes me uncool you'll change your mind when you hear I played the flute in the 7th grade.
Although I nap on sidewalks, typically have a mullet and ride my skateboard everywhere, I love interior design and can cook like a gourmet chef. I'm a man of strange variety.
There is one thing I like to do more than anything in the world- I like to smile. I try everyday to be as happy as I can and that is what I consider to be my defining quality. Did I just get a little cheesy? Sure, but I really mean it when I say I'm a strait up happy dude. Life gave me waves, but I've learned to surf. Ahhhh...